Top Ten Reasons NOT to Hire Me

1. You get a thrill out of internal drama.
2. You are only open to hearing the most glowing things about yourself and your company.
3. Sitting behind your computer for the rest of your life strikes you as a great way to build or lead anything.
4. You think that finding, creating, and sustaining professional relationships, both internally and externally, is highly overrated.
5. You hate to laugh.
6. You really don’t want to do better, thank you.
7. You prefer PowerPoint presentations over dynamic delivery.
8. You like corporate-speak more than clarity.
9. The people in your company would prefer to gripe than change.
10. You want to continue doing the same old things the same old way…and getting the same result.